A downloadable mental breakdown

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"A Towering Work of Staggering Genius, Legendary Vermin Ushers in a New Era of Gaming for your tabletop."
- Legendary Vermin

The time has come. The Era of the lesser RPG is over. From now on

THE SAUCE REIGNS SUPREME

Extra Hot!! is a game for at least two players that uses any hot sauce packets with "Flavor Text" on them (such as the ones you might find at Taco Bell your friendly neighborhood taqueria). You draw these sauces from a bag. You level up.

FUCK MATH. WE HAVE SAUCE

Other games require the players to do math, like addition, or subtraction. COWARDICE. Any vertabrate knows that the only way to random output generation isn't with fallible plastic polyhedrons, but with something More Flavorful. You will never have to do math playing EXTRA HOT!!. GUARANTEE.

BOW TO THE FLYING SAUCE-CZAR

Much the same way the oracle at Delphi slew Achilles with her own hands in bloody single combat, I have ended the reign of Dungeons and Dragons.

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF GAMING AS YOU KNOW IT.

StatusReleased
CategoryPhysical game
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(7 total ratings)
AuthorLegendary Vermin
GenreAction, Adventure, Survival
TagsExperimental, lyric, Multiplayer

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EXTRA HOT!! pages.pdf 19 MB
EXTRA HOT!! spreads.pdf 19 MB

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