A downloadable mental breakdown
"A Towering Work of Staggering Genius, Legendary Vermin Ushers in a New Era of Gaming for your tabletop."
- Legendary Vermin
The time has come. The Era of the lesser RPG is over. From now on
THE SAUCE REIGNS SUPREME
Extra Hot!! is a game for at least two players that uses any hot sauce packets with "Flavor Text" on them (such as the ones you might find at
Taco Bell your friendly neighborhood taqueria). You draw these sauces from a bag. You level up.
FUCK MATH. WE HAVE SAUCE
Other games require the players to do math, like addition, or subtraction. COWARDICE. Any vertabrate knows that the only way to random output generation isn't with fallible plastic polyhedrons, but with something More Flavorful. You will never have to do math playing EXTRA HOT!!. GUARANTEE.
BOW TO THE FLYING SAUCE-CZAR
Much the same way the oracle at Delphi slew Achilles with her own hands in bloody single combat, I have ended the reign of Dungeons and Dragons.
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF GAMING AS YOU KNOW IT.
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The Library of the Masses
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A Blessing Copy
Be blessed by the work. Read it. Luxuriate in my genius. For free. Thank those that pay the price to offer more.
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